My mother decided today would be a good day to censor what i read..
da fuq? Im almost 17…liek wut?
i picked up the Winter of Our Discontent, Great Gatsby, Lolita, and 1985 (Slowly making my way through top 100 lists) at the library and she’s like “i was 20 when i read Lolita so no” and takes the book away. Meanwhile, she was 20 when she read One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and i read that like over a year ago..
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”—A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via obliteratedheart)