June 2012
“I am fairly certain that “YOLO” is “Carpe Diem” for stupid people.”
– Jack Black (via happyhealthyjessica)
May 2012
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via berryhealthy)
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My mother decided today would be a good day to...
da fuq? Im almost 17…liek wut?
i picked up the Winter of Our Discontent, Great Gatsby, Lolita, and 1985 (Slowly making my way through top 100 lists) at the library and she’s like “i was 20 when i read Lolita so no” and takes the book away. Meanwhile, she was 20 when she read One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and i read that like over a year ago..
#nerdproblems
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via obliteratedheart)
health-waves asked: go do some leggylifts! ;)
Things people don't tell you about getting...
healthiie:
You’re going to have to pee every 20 min.
You’re going to kick your own ass through workouts you kinda (really actually) hate until its sore for days and somehow you’re going to love and adore it?
You’re going to have this unexplainable, insatiable urge to post pictures of everything you eat on the internet.
Me making green tea: Ooh I can't wait to drink my green tea!
Me trying to sip green tea: It's too hot to drink right now. I'll check Tumblr and let it cool off first.
Me sipping my green tea 3 hours later: DAMMIT.
Friend: You've gotta try Arnold Palmer!
Me: But I don't like to drink my calories..
Friend: What?
Me:
Me:
Me: What?
