May 2013
greekgogurt:
*eats an entire sleeve of ritz crackers while sexting*
meladoodle:
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
mrs-jody-singer:
pimpeta-slap:
internetexplorers:
internetexplorers:
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
multipack:
the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals
